The Days Fly By

In three days the mini turns 3. I know it sounds cliche....but where has the time gone. He is my sunshine. I cannot imagine a life without him.

No.....

You cannot have a "whole pack" of gummies at 6:45 a.m.

You cannot jump off the 5th step from the bottom of the stairs!

You cannot go to the park when it is 30 degrees out

You cannot try and jump over Dexter

These were but a few of the "no" sentances I spoke this morning. No wonder work is an oasis some days....

Disney 2010

Plane Ticket for four: $1500

Hotel, Food and Souveniers: $3000

A kid that hates Disney: Priceless

Several Fridays ago I came home to a perfectly quite house. The Mini was with Helen, his nanny, at the grocery store. E was still working. I ran around picked up a few things, and was standing in the kitchen. It was at this precise time The Mini ran through the door holding out a bouquet of gerbera daisies he had gotten me at the grocery store and with the biggest smile on his face proclaimed, "For Mama!". It doesn't get any better than that.

Losin' my mind

I am through with animals. Don't get me wrong, I will still support the humane society and local rescues. And I promise to to euthanize the two dogs we currently have....until their time. But seriously, I am done after they move on to doggie heaven.

I came home from work yesterday and ran upstairs to change into my running clothes. I noticed there was a giant yellow puddle on our down comforter which meant only one thing. Damn Dog.

Really

People of the United States of America it is not a crime to only want one child. It doesn't mean I don't like being a mom, it doesn't mean I am selfish, it doesn't mean the Mini will be warped because he doesn't have a sibling (I know plenty of warped kids from 2,3,4 children homes). It simply means I only want to have one child. That is all. Really.

Time Out!

The Mini was playing with his cars and people. He decided to start smashing the plastic person's head into the car. I looked over and said, "Mini, I don't think you should pound his head against the car". To which he looked at me, took the person over to the table and said, "time out" leaving the plastic man sitting there for about 2 minutes.